The "Official" Shitbox Hero premium tee

Meet your new uniform.

This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a statement that you have a more personal relationship with your mechanic than your own family.
Crafted for comfort while you're elbow-deep in an engine bay, debating if that new sound is "a problem" or just "free exhaust modification."

Our tee is made from 100% combed cotton because it needs to survive more than just a few washes - it needs to survive your "projects."

Features:

-Built better than your rear motor mount:
Durable, premium cotton blend.

-Breathable: like your rust-free floorboards. (too soon?)

-The Perfect Fit: Not too tight, not too loose. Just enough room to hide the fact you're emotionally dependent on a 25-year-old Japanese econobox.

-Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to get a nod of respect from anyone who's ever used a zip tie for anything structural.

Warning: Wearing this t-shirt may increase feelings of superiority over owners of new, warranty-covered vehicles.
Side effects also include spontaneous urges to check facebook for "projects."